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Milk

February 20, 2012

As a fake doctor, I can’t stress enough the importance of not drinking whole milk. If you are a grown adult and drink whole milk, you are disgusting. This is a fact. Do not drink whole milk. There’s 2%, 1%, and skim-any of those are fine. Whole milk drinkers are most likely the people who ate or still eat butter with a spoon. If you have an urge to drink whole milk, I want you to look in the mirror and repeat this phrase, “drinking whole milk is bad.”

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