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March 23, 2012

So, supposedly Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter. I wish my teachers would have told me this sooner. That would have made history class a lot better. Also, his assassination wasn’t just tragic because of all the good he did for this country; it, also, makes it a fiendish plot by the vampires. There’s so many layers to Mr. Lincoln now. Also, it explains why Mary Todd was crazy. You’d go nuts too if your husband kept leaving to go kill some vampires. Wait….what’s that? He wasn’t a Vampire Hunter? Well, now, I don’t know what to believe.

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