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Mannequin Depressive

May 24, 2012

I get a lot of flack for this, but it’s a serious condition. If you are a mannequin and have been feeling sad, please see me. It’s not easy having people dress you and position you all day long. It takes a toll on you. So, do not delay, I can help. This is a very real condition for very non-real people.

-DR Acker

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