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The Zero Second Rule

May 25, 2012

We have all heard of the five second rule. You drop some food, pick it up and blow on it, and voila all the germs are gone. This is scientifically true of what happens. However, there are certain areas that if the food touches the ground for any amount of time, there is no hope for it. Let it go. These are the following places.

Dorm rooms, Public bathrooms, Private Bathrooms, Dumpsters, Mud, Waffle House, Denny’s, The Library (trust me on this one), and any fast food place.

-DR Acker

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