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Modern Family

June 14, 2012

Albert Humberditchthorp. I am breaking apart the components of Modern Family. Here we go:

Phil: I am embarrassing

Claire: I am bossy

Haley: I’m sort of dumb

Alex: I’m smart

Luke: I’m not bright either

Manny: I’m 70.

Jay: I’m in charge

Gloria: I have breasts

Lily:…

Mitchell: I’m gay

Cameron: I’m gayer

(Mitchell and Cameron have a fun bickering match about who’s gayer)

Jay: Something nice about family.

End.

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