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The Hooker with the Heart of Gold

June 22, 2012

An interesting surgery today. A prostitute came in with bad heart palpitations. It turns out that she literally had a heart of gold. I didn’t know how that happened. Anyways, I know am the owner of a solid gold heart, so does someone know where I can take gold?

-DR Acker

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