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Gum Chewing

If you chew gum often, you may have lost all your teeth. Smile. If you don’t see teeth, then, they have fallen out.

-DR Acker

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The bone structure

I’m having a hard time figuring out the structure of the TV series Bones too. It’s baffling.

-DR Acker

Test Taking

I recommend you take the test of a smart person.

-DR Acker

The truth is…

The truth is just a snooty version of a lie.

-DR Acker

Cold

It’s getting pretty chilly in my office. Perhaps it’s time to set fire to my desk again.
-DR Acker

Pumpkins are the new apples

Eat a pumpkin a day and I will surely stay away.

-DR Acker

My costume

I like to do hybrid costumes. My costume this year will be Casey Anthony Kiedis.

-DR Acker

Tis the season

Since it’s close to halloween I decided to scare all of my patients. Some of them were scared to death.

-DR Acker

Death is always near

Seriously, he’s right behind you!

-DR Acker

We could be friends

I think I could be friends for most my patients if it weren’t for them dying all the time.

-DR Acker